Why it is that people begin to sweat and shiver at the mere mention of a “drug test?” It’s bad enough to be thrust into the deep end without knowing how to swim. Drug testing can be a worrisome journey layered with various questions and doubts.

No matter if you are sitting through a rehab appointment, or a job interview this subject touches so many aspects of life. Let’s get right to it.

Imagine, you’re sitting in your car getting ready for a job interview already on cup #5 of coffee then you hear rumor about a surprise drug test – and all hell breaks loose in your mind. instead of focusing on what you have to do next or what they are saying, you now need to search for answers. “What about that poppy seed bagel I had for breakfast?” makes flip through like side-eyed taurean; dopaminergic alterations will turn panic.

Compounding the complexity is the fact that there are a number of different kinds of drug tests – urine, breath, hair, blood, and sweat?! They say a single hair can tell a story about your past months of substances. Like a combination of science and sorcery. Nature’s clean freaks are spotlighted, despite their best efforts to curb: there’s some way they can scrutinize you.

Over-the-counter meds can also bring false positives too. That allergy pill or cold medicine might not be your friend in this hour of need Most likely you’ve had a friend go “I got nailed today–due to drinking way too much tonic water!” It sounds like they would mention that on a tv show full of weird stories.

Alcohol or some special tea claim to be life-savers here. You might hear stories from friends about detox wonders, but results can vary???Think of these as fun ghost stories you can tell your friends, but expect with a touch of skepticism.

Just talking about it seems like trying to decipher a secret code. interactions with the testers is the best way to go about this[! Then fill your brain with some info, while your coffee remains steadfast by your side. Every person goes through the process differently – some might act like its the apocalypse, while others walk through it like it’s so mundane. Drug testing adds this strange element of drama in global stories, giving rise to conversations that just can’t go unspoken sharing BBQ at a friends or even just chowing down on a cheeseburger. & remember when those myths are flying around, keep calm – poppy seeds at leastoco